MALE PROSTITUTES AND THE POPE

pope and male prositute copy
“Pope Benedict XVI says in a new book that condoms can be justified for male prostitutes seeking to stop HIV.” He doesn’t approve the use of condoms for any other group in the entire world - just male prostitutes. For a subject that hasn’t been in the news lately, that’s a strangely specific decree, isn’t it?

I mean it’s kind of like if your boss had you over for dinner, and you were complimenting him on the meal he served, when suddenly he blurts out “I don’t think it’s wrong if a person masturbates to an image of Misses Howell from Gilligan’s Island.”

ok…ah…great…um…I really like these vegetables.


The Pope went on to say, “for male prostitutes — whom contraception isn't the central issue — condoms are not a moral solution. But he said they could be justified."

He didn’t choose to announce a position on contraception in general, in order to address the problem of AIDS on the entire continent of Africa. (1.5 million deaths a year) It’s not even part of a new church campaign to fight female exploitation or the sex slave trade in places like Dubia or Thailand. No, those problems aren’t big enough for the Pope to address.

He seems to just be concerned with MALE prostitutes, (with hazel brown hair perhaps, who live within a 20 mile radius of Rome, and who like to laugh and aren’t afraid to cuddle.)
Ah…yah...and…um…The soup was good too?

I’ll admit it. This article is not quite fair. At least the Pope has finally admitted that condoms can fight HIV as opposed to saying condoms CAUSE AIDS, a position he espoused in a 2009 BBC interview. At least now he is moving in the right direction, all be it at a glacial pace. We shouldn’t make fun of him. He just makes it so easy. The title of this article wrote itself. And the picture - I didn’t even have to add a caption, real. It is interesting how simple it is to imply something just by placing two pictures next to each other.  And with the Pope its really simple.  When it’s Pope Benedict the implications reveal themselves like a Chippendale Dancer during ladies night. Take this as an example:

pope andtom cruise

Or this:

pope and misty

Or how about this?

pope and llamma
graphically speaking, Llamas are also funny.

Comments

whadefu said…
obviously the pope has a hidden agenda, don't want none of that sperm stuff up my rectum but ok for ppl to have countless unwanted children !!
December 4, 2011 at 8:48 PM
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