They lie and fight and spit and cheat and …cats litter.
They growl and bite and don’t brush their teeth and…cats litter.
My home is a mess, though I try to stay neat but …cats litter.
There’s crunching and rocks under my feet because…cats litter.
Large mud tracks everywhere in spite of small feet and…cats litter.
Christ, my house is a wreck and so are my sheets because…cats litter.
OH NO, rocks in my food and, God what’s in my teeth, it’s…CATS LITTER.